Heather Mills Nude

Say you’re an attention whore and an ex-Playboy model and porn queen who loves being in the spotlight and incidentally just won $48.6 million in a divorce settlement. What would you do with all that shitload of money? Well, since you’re one who loves the attention from the paparazzi, I’m asumming you’d spend a reasonable sum of money to improve your appearance and such. Aparently, not Heather Mills.

As you can see in these candid pics above is Heather Mills at an event wearing a low cleavagey dress. From afar you’d think think wow what a slender physique…that’s a total MILF right there. But when you get closer to this blonde bombshell, you’ll notice something ain’t right and that’s when you’ll see it. Her right boob is deflating! It’s looking so malnourished lately. Let’s do a comparison shall we? These shots below are from Playboy about ten years ago more or less. Notice her awesome rack? What the hell happened to those succulent breasts? Now I’m not sure if her bushy punani is also a disaster zone like her tits but let’s just hope not. For our own sake.