Heather Mills Nude

Say you’re an attention whore and an ex-Playboy model and porn queen who loves being in the spotlight and incidentally just won $48.6 million in a divorce settlement. What would you do with all that shitload of money? Well, since you’re one who loves the attention from the paparazzi, I’m asumming you’d spend a reasonable sum of money to improve your appearance and such. Aparently, not Heather Mills.

As you can see in these candid pics above is Heather Mills at an event wearing a low cleavagey dress. From afar you’d think think wow what a slender physique…that’s a total MILF right there. But when you get closer to this blonde bombshell, you’ll notice something ain’t right and that’s when you’ll see it. Her right boob is deflating! It’s looking so malnourished lately. Let’s do a comparison shall we? These shots below are from Playboy about ten years ago more or less. Notice her awesome rack? What the hell happened to those succulent breasts? Now I’m not sure if her bushy punani is also a disaster zone like her tits but let’s just hope not. For our own sake.

With all the millions of dollars in moolah that Heather Mills has managed to score after the acrimonious divorce proceedings that she and Paul McCartney went through, you’d think she didn’t have to show her boobies anymore.  Well, once a slut, always a slut, I guess.  A British tabloid had reported in 2006 that Heather had once worked as an escort girl, and had counted Saudi Arabian prince Adnan Khashoggi and Australian tycoon Kerry Packer as one of her clients.  But as a former Beatle, Sir Paul was definitely her biggest catch of all.  And now that she’s flashing her cleavage all over the place, does that mean she’s fishing for a new catch?  Is that glint in her eye the look of a horny predator out to bag some guy for a hot n’ sweaty good time, or is she on the trail of even more millions from an unsuspecting celebrity or industrialist?  Only time will tell…

But if you don’t have time to wait, and want to see Heather Mills nude and in the middle of some dirty, raunchy action right this minute, then just click on the last link and see her hot and bothered on that kinky celebrity site!